We hire the most highly trained mixologists to make the drink that keep you coming back for more. We do not ask them if they are qualified to referee your pool game nor do we expect them to do so. If your game causes a problem that gets their attention it is their job to decide if you will be cut off from the alcohol. Please do not encourage them to make that choice as both them and the bar value your patronage.
Telling the bartender about your ball problems is not advised and may result in loss of drink. They don’t want to hear you say things like “I like to keep my balls clean” or “will you clean my balls?” or “I like to wax my balls”. Please keep your ball comments to yourself.
Never forget, they make your drinks!
Please Tip Your Bartender